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Two buttons, two choices, two destinies!!
If youre a winner, this app is for you, unless you lose, then...its still for you!
So, what happens when you win? Maybe you get pineapples, maybe you get a shinny unicorn, or maybe you just get a piece of bacon...but its probably something silly!
But, what happens when you lose? Maybe your iPhone will explode, maybe the government will come to your house and take your baby, or maybe youre just a loser....but youll definitely face unkind words!